Marriage

Johnny Carson

Married men live longer than single

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Marilyn Monroe

Before marriage, a girl has to make love

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

Socrates

By all means marry; if you get a good wife

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.